omg, buying a 2-button mouse from logitech instead of waiting for apple to make one! idiot...

whats funny is even the idiot mac fanboys downvote, yet it does nothing. ironic, since they dont matter anyways. oh snap. :D

question for the pc bashers: what can you do on a mac, that you cant do on a pc? And what platform has more software? ty

I think a lot of you guys are missing the point. The Mighty Mouse isn't innovative because it has two buttons, it's innovative because of everything else. http://www.apple.com/mightymouse/

rofl, it really did take them 20 years

That is great! And the music fits too (contrary to what others say)!

Macs are well known for being superior in the areas of video/music editing, and the games they do play play just fine. Again, if you want to game that much, buy a bloody Xbox/PS2.

Question for MrKhan: How do you justify Microsoft being a bunch of collective douches and stealing Apple ideas? tinyurl.com/b44s3

How do you justify Apple stealing the Linux community's ideas (multiple desktops)? How do you justify Apple stealing from their own 3rd party companies (Konfabulator anyone?)?

The music makes this a 5.

Oops

If I wanted to game buy a XBox? How about I buy a PC with far superior graphics, speed and capability? Don't knock PC gaming because you can't afford a good rig.

Words of wisdom from "viperomega5".

It's funny how a crappy YTMND started a flame war between idiots and morons. OMGOMG! Teh Mac has no games! So ****ing what? Not every computer is made for games.

lol dumb macs lol

actually, 2-button mice for the mac are pretty old

the question is, when will we see the three button? or *GASP* three button with scroll wheel?!?!?!

ARE YOU MORONS DONE COMPARING YOUR EPENIS TO SOME OTHER f*ck WHO YOU'LL NEVER SEE, EVER? Jesus Christ, grow up.

you know the site is good when you get many downvoters but still pull a 4 overall

Apple rules.

lol, you got those f*ckers good

How the f*ck are macs better for video and sound editing? MACS LOOK ALL PIXELY.

Yeah, finally! They sure are slow, aren't they?

Brilliant, and the Classic Mario Theme makes it all the better!!!!

Mac is for hillbillies who didn't get an education.

Why would you box in an inferior mouse? If Apple computers cost so much more than PCs, why would they make you buy a mouse off the bat? THAT'S the real complaint, idiots.

in truth your all F#cking morons for not realizing macintosh computers invented the first multi-button PC mouse, then dropped it when windows copywrighted a design with 3 buttons. 5 for the catering, beetch!

right on.

Macs suck, our school provided them for 3 years, and then got some f*cking sense and started giving us windows xp's.

PC Extreme rated this mouse at 4/10. It doesn't allow you to lift the mouse while holding down a button, making dragging and dropping difficult. 5'd because macs suck anyway

You also can't right click with your finger resting on the left button. How stupid is that.

Didn't Apple/Mac invent the mouse?

the YTMND sucks, but the comment thread is priceless. 5/5

r00bix: " Didn't Apple/Mac invent the mouse? " Nope, it was invented by Xerox @ PARC

Mac had 2 button mice for years. It only does ctrl+click people, I tried one of those 3rd-party ones.

Super Mario Bros.

Wow. Alot of angry Mac nerds.

mac got level up. stupid stupid mac

I don't get why people say Macs are so easy to use, I had a harder time learning to use Mac than Windows.

Heh.

Macintosh has supported a two button mouse for quite some time... Command Keys are just better.

Why does a mouse HAVE to have 2 buttons?

WIN. I didn't realize so many Macintosh fanboys were here. Two buttons are useful in many applications, such as FireFox. I hate Macs because very little is compatible with them. My PC has no viruses.

eh any usb mouse works, but apple still sucks

oh snap!

This is just acclimating to the industry standard. There are dozens of Apple innovations which Microsoft just blatantly rips off. Have you seen Windows Vista? It's shameless. It's pointless for you guys to rip on Apple. You're all basically using a sh*tty version of one.

What do you need a 2 button mouse for? CTRL-click works fine for me.

its funny cause its true... sry, inside joke...

...And this is why I hate Apple.

Wow this happened a while ago and it only took you 3 f*ckING YEARS!!!!!!!!!!

it still looks like sh*t

So 1984

Who says a mouse is supposed to have 2 buttons? If Microsoft puts a menu at the top of the screen and has drives show up on the desktop, can we say "Microsoft finally GETS A CLUE!"?

4 buttons, noob.

why do people associate PCs with windows, that's not the only OS that runs on a PC unlike Mac where you can only use Apple's OS

if you hate windows so much use some sort of linux distro

btw I use windows xp and a PC which I built myself. it owns all and has never had any viruses or spyware or anything because I'm not an idiot.

besides, Macs are just intel PCs now. Why waste thousands of dollars on one when you can build something better?

The mouse still sucks. You ever try using one? Real mouse FTW.

hahahaha

I abhor Mac.

macs are for f*ggots

The funny thing is Mac's could always use a 2 button mouse. But I didn't want on without an Apple logo. I got that straight away... but I DON'T LIKE IT!

You should all be dragged into the street and shot.

^ I use a Mac, and have the mighty mouse... but I still use the single click more.

ah good old classic Super Mario Bros. music.

too bad the mighty mouse sucks ass. oh well, still works fine with my logitech mouse. 

Mac sucks lol. This flame war owns though! Why try to find and exploit loopholes of a small group when you can hit the whole world... No one gives a shiat about mac

This isn't very funny.

So true. Macs suck.

Meh, apple still sucks. they need to stop making computers and start making potato chips...yeah...i bet their potato chips would taste better.

Macs Rule. Apple offered the first mouse ever to retail consumers. All you windows users are just using cheap imitations of the Mac. The apple mighty mouse is bluetooth as of yesterdy. That being said, I prefer my logitec. You could ALWAYS use multi button mice on macs - ignorant fools. Also, the mac os and its apps dont "require" more than 1 button.

Also, Mac bashing is for ignorant, uneducated losers living in their mom's basment using their exploding dell which is loaded with viruses and slyware. Not to mention an ugly, unstable, insecure OS. Macs can run that sh*tty windows crap too. But who would want to? God windows sucks. Hey... where's Longhorn? Where's winfs? Where's Plays for sure? Enjoy your GWA suckers.

Hohoho Mac

apple = dumb as sh*t

5, simply for me not hearing the FF fanfare for a change

Wow, I'm a Mac-user, but all these Apple f*gs make me sick.

WOW, THIS IS SO AMAZING!

5'd for truth

!

awesome!

As a Mac user, I can only say: Who even used those sh*tty 1 button mice? Great Idea F****** Apple.

f*ck i'm thinking about taking a programming class just so i can learn how to make spyware then force sh*tloads of horse porn via spyware onto macs to make these fanboys stfu

good luck with that ^_^

Dear MrKhan, This YTMND rules. I first saw it when you made it about a year ago; now I am priveleged enough to 5 it. It speaks the truth. All lols, Arukado.

lol...horizontal, vertical, even DIAGONAL scrolling?? my god man!@

I'm not normally a downvoter but technicly...Apple pwns all...And...j00 suckx0rs...Seriously...All you did was find a picture of an apple brand 2b mouse..and you insulted it...Whoop-de-mutha f*ckin'-do.

5'ed just for elitist mac user downvoting

^^ Macs blow, you f*ggot downvoter

Yah, you're real dumb. Apple never released a two button mouse because they never f*cking needed one. And I'd say that the scroll-ball is pretty f*cking innovative--a lot more intuitive than having two f*cking scroll wheels. And adding the squeeze buttons, well, beats the sh*t out of all other mice in the price range. Also, with the Intel macs, they can do -everything- a PC can do, only better, and they can run OSX, which is a superior platform. Macs ftw, you lose kthx.

agreed

"'yyz 2005-08-14 03:00:13 A lot of third-party companies already made them.' Apple did the one-click mouse hmmm. i think maybe THATS THE f*ckING POINT" QFT, dumbasses pay attention plz.

YES!!!

And to the retard going by the name "ecnam," Macs are just overpriced Open BSD boxes that can do everything a PC can WORSE. A PC can do anything a Mac can, including run that crappy OSX, plus it isn't overpriced. F*cking look at the iMacs, they suck balls and are way overpriced. You are a f*cktard and always will be. Enjoy being a stupid f*cking fanboy who wants to say Macs are better just to belong to an 'elite' crowd of people who know equally little about computers. Way to overpay, man!

Good music, joke is okay, but Macs STILL pwn, despite the obvious failure at marketing depicted here.

"This is why Steve Jobs needs to hurry up and die of pancreatic cancer." you are a f*cking retard. steve jobs is a miracle worker. mac would have died if it wasn't for him. you are a horrible person for posting a comment like that.

1'd because of that *ssh*l*e's comment

too bad windows is plagued with spyware and viruses and sucks ass. also c*cks.

You don't have to worry about spyware if you know what the f*ck you download.

ever so true

This isn't funny.

Bootcamp proved that Windows ran almost every single application faster than OSX. On the same hardware. Game, set, match.

hey now macs can get windows too so basically they're now a sh*tty PC

guys i dont wanna spend 30 seconds deleting any spyware or viruses on my computer, so i'll spend thousands on sh*tty software that i can get under $100 for a real computer

Control+LeftClick=Right Click for Osx, You Lose, please try again ^_^

3 for music

weird, im sure you did this YTMND with windows...and only used one button on your mouse. Too bad im viewing this from a powerbook G4 and i'm using my ONE mouse button to vote this site a ONE, Ironic? I think not.

god dammit I hate macs

You're fired.

lol people get so defensive and yet they aren't benefitting in anyway from the mac products. WHY R U HURT MY FEELBADS? I R USE MAC WITH TEH 2 BUTTONS FOREVERS! I love seeing how elitest mac user are, they just pretend that they're leaps and bounds better than everyone else cause they spend more money for thier computer than the rest of us did. Yea, drop that line on the next woman you pick up on.

Mac can play jack all games. The keyboards are wierd and the mice aren't great. yeah. fantastic.

why is this in the top 15??! It's so f*cking old.

Cite your sources.

it makes me laugh. since my own mouse has 5 buttons. and a wheel.

I LMAO'd at the text. Macs suck.

Man, I remember this from when it was news. I love this new top viewed list, every now and then the classics pop back up. Anyway, gotta love how pathetically defensive and upset the mac users here get.

so f*cking old... but such a classic

3'd just for 'OH SNAP!' 4'd 'cause it made me lol.

One-button mice need to be exterminated.

Mighty mouse is still awkward as hell to use because it's touch sensitive which means you have to lift your finger off the mouse everytime you want to click. You can't just rest your hand on it and push down the buttons. There are no buttons in the first place, anyway.

The only difference between Mac and PC is that Windows sucks, and Macs blow.

lol, macs

-1 since these mouse still suck! Who trys to make 2 buttons out of 1 sheet of plastic? Mac FTL.

"and god help us all if apple revolutionizes their laptops with *gasp* a black color scheme! :o" QFT.

A revolution!

I'm using a Mighty Mouse right now. It has four buttons f*ckbag.

so true

two bad your f*cking a year late in making this.. mighty mouse came out a year ago dumbass. 1'ed for justice

and go suck bill gates c*ck you PC zealots

5'd - f*ck you steve jobs!!!1

You know why there was only one button on the Apple mouse? BECAUSE IT ISN'T NECESSARY! You just hold the button for about a second and it does the exact same thing as right click. Or is that too simple for you?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! As a Mac since the age of three I've gotten into a ton of arguments over this in my life. I've used a Microsoft one for a couple years.

tanaciousp, this ytmnd was made a year ago. Also 1 for the people who call Mac users stupid because they can't use Windows without getting viruses and whatnot, yet their small brains can't function without more than one button. It's not that hard.

I'm giving this a 5 on the grounds that john hodgman is funnier than justin long. but i guess they're both on mac's payroll if they're appearing in mac commercials... god, i'm so confused now.

for the motherland

CITE YO SOURCES

Who in their rightful mind would use a Macintosh anyway?

Any smart Mac user dumps the shoddy one button mouse and buys a proper multi-button mouse straight away :P

meh, old news.

1 for your name. Oh, and the site.

you fail, please try again ^_^

sexy fails, please try again ^_^

Ahahah. But, they HAVE had two buttn mice before ^_^ Anywhom, I'm tired of this. Intel based Macs=Run windows on a quality machine. I prefer AMD, but, I also prefer MACOSX. When that happens, so that an AMD processor can run with MACOSX, there will be a substantial(even moreso than now) shift in market share, and MACOSX viruses will be more prominent.

OLD

Hence forth I proclaim that macs are teh fail. But Windows, Linux, Debian, Free BSD and Unix fail at life as well.

also c*cks

Hah! My mouse has four buttons and it was made a long while ago. Eat sh*t, Apple!

Oh, and hail Linux!

Old news, I've been using two button mouses on Macs for a long time now.

And to think I hafta use a fkn mac for college... Ugh.

WOW TOUCH SENSITIVE TECHNOLOGY DETECTS RIGHT _AND_ LEFT CLICKS??? OMG

Ohh snap! they released that a year and a half ago.

FWIW, Sun's new mice are pretty slick. A lot better than the laser Logitech I'm using now anyway.

Windows are still way ahead, they're on atleast 5 button mouses :P

Created on: 2005-08-14 00:11:11 Bumping up f*cking old YTMND's = fail.

lol. 2'ed for effort. 1 star for using the word f*cking. 1 star for music... -3 stars because you've been able to buy cheap 3rd party multi button mice for YEARS.

i saw this very ytmnd... months ago

Someone f*cks their PC all day.

k, lol

TanisHH if you play an Xbox and Xbox360 then your using Windows Software in the first place. Since that is what the software for the xbox's are based off of.

Here's one for the mac fanboys. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJyTANCDyoc

Wow, thats right mac kiddies, Macs drag behind PC's. Oh yeah, The PC guys have dual processeors now, and there working on 4 at a time. Have fun using one for the next 15 years.

oh wait its not over, look more for the mac fanboys. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZSr89b4EoA

lol, done before but true.

hahahaha

LOL IDIOTS USE MAC'S...LOL COMPUTER FRUIT!!!!!!!!!

5 for a point well proven

You can get a mac with dual proccessors, so please stop comparing your brand new Alienware with the Apple2

5'd for gayish apple downvoters!

Oh Yeah. 5'd and *high fives*

How did this get 4000+ veiws in one day after ALL this time? I had 4'd it but now...

*views

HelJugoth has no YTMND sites to speak of, his oppinion is invalid. And I dont have an alienware they R teh sux

There sure are a lot of people that spout off at the mouth about computers despite having no f*cking clue what they're talking about. And for my part, it's a better OS, it's Unix under the hood, it crashes about a twentieth as often, and they've all right clicked just fine with the two button mice I've been plugging in since I started using them about 6 years ago. Besides, why the hell would some of you people defend Windows?

hey dumbf*ck, beyond the fact that the mightmouse is really f*cking old, osx is designed around not needing a two button mouse. it's called either option+click or click and hold.

I like the touch of caps lock!

And get this... IT STILL SUCKS

My mouse has 6 buttons.

you win, keep up the good work. ;D

Woo!

yea...its too bad that u can use any mouse u want on a mac...moron

give it Mighty Mouse's "Here i come to save the daaaay!" loop :P

5 'cause Mac users think they are better than everybody else. When all it really takes is Firefox...

yes

Apple f*cking sucks...

F*CK PROPREITARY HARDWARE AND PERIPHERALS, F*CK BEING DIFFERENT JUST FOR THE SAKE OF BEING DIFFERENT, F*CK PHOTOSHOP, F*CK APPLE!!!

Mighty Mouse is one the worst mice I've ever tried.

Mac has been compatable with two click mouses forever. It's the people who are just to stupid to realize it.

owned

macs suck. simple fact. sorry.

there's no spyware for mac because only 18 people in the world own one.

Mac users should just be happy that they have a number pad at this point. Apple, more money for less computer :D

5'd because of Fanbois

DEATH TO APPLE!

Gotta 5 because all these fanboys whining is just f*cking GOLD. I salute you, sir.

Bleh, about time they got rid of those dam 1 giant button mouses, so gay.

Do you realize how long the mighty mouse ahs been out its been out for like 3 years now. It only took you 3 years for your brain to work.

1 because without macs, gates wouldn't have anybody to steal from and computers would die.

Btw, its a four button mouse, nice job f*cking up the text. Oh snap, idiot.

Screw downvoters. This is laugh-out-loud funny.

MAC SUCKS LOL 5'd!

I can see what's happening here. Mac users are all angry that someone is making fun of their precious Mac, and they're 1'ing it. PC users are loving the opportunity to make fun of what may in fact be a superior product and are 5'ing this. I'd say it's reasonable to estimate that PC users outnumber Mac users about 5:1, hence the 4.04 rating. Anyways, guess which camp I'm in?

so true.

lmao, aint that the truth

Lolz

Macs suck.

You know it's people like exs who say things like I saw this very ytmnd months ago and give it a 1 who make me lose hope in humanity, the site was made a year ago

Dude, that mouse has been around for like a year now.

It's the primary reason I never gave Macs even one thought of a chance.

Attack of the mac fanboy downvoters!

lol finaly

5'd for truth.

Apple first introduced a two button mouse like 2 weeks after Microsoft released a mouse and continues to ship Macs with a single button mouse to this very day. There is a problem getting users to know what a left and right button is. If a user is too stupid to buy a new mouse he is to stupid to understand two buttons.

And before anyone says it, Yeah it speaks volumes of the typical mac user when two buttons confuse them

mario music FTW!

I love how everyone is saying that macs are less virus pron, the only reason why is because macs are already sh*tty enough that people wouldn't waste their time on making on. What can a virus do to make a mac suck more?

i also love how there's 900 "MACS SUCKS WINDOWS RULES HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA" comments but if you get one mac comment it turns into a fanboy rage. lololololol

worst mouse evar. I have to use one at work.

This site was very insightful and made me delve deep into the inner-workings of my soul. ultimadouche.ytmnd.com

stupid mac homos. "I'm a PC. Someone tripped over my power cord and I fell on the floor." "lol, I'm a Mac, and I have a magnetic plug" "Hi, I'm not a jackass and I run cables where people DON'T TRIP OVER THE MOTHER F*CKERS..."

"If a user is too stupid to buy a new mouse he is to stupid to understand two buttons." and felanoid, never call someone stupid and misspell it. Two, too, to out of three ain't bad.

Mac has less viruses because people make less Mac viruses, because there's no point in screwing up something that already sucks.

no, macs have less viruses because they actually spend time on securing their system instead of pumping out loads of cheap sh*t like microsoft

you fails. mac's can use 2 button mice anyway. and you can use them just fine with one. LERN TO CLICK

Ignorant YTMND. Even if it WERE true that Apple just came out with a 2 button mouse... Mac OS is designed to work flawlessly with a 1 button. Sorry.

Apple sucks ass.

5'd for truth.

Gotta address this myth that Mac is less virus prone becouse it's less a target. Bull on both counts. Amiga (the unqualified market failure) had a whole bunch of viruses while being less a target than any other platform. The first Mac virus targeted only Mac emulations accounting for less than 1% of all Mac users. Not only was it easy to make a virus but it was easy to make it so it REFUSED to infect 99% of all Mac users. Virus authors are like trojen writers they have a target in mind. Mac users are stupid enough to get pwned with out viruses so it really dosen't matter.

apples are only good for one thing: making furry porn, YIFF YIFF YIFF!

Mac can suck my balls

*hugs my 5-button mouse*

Macs get less viruses because less people use macs. More viruses are on pcs because more people use pcs. Those who write viruses often want to cause devestation, and they can cause a lot more of it on a system with more users. If everyone switched over to macs, macs would be virus ridden hellholes too.

LOL 5!!!

Stupid c*cky apple losers. 'Bout time.

5 for golden ytmnd.

Well, I 4 this since I work for Intel - and I think our processors being inside have something to do with Macs getting a fuking clue

I'm a Mac slut but the mighty mouse really sucks

I'm afraid I don't really understand all this bias..considering neither Windows or Mac invented the mouse. One company designed their interface for use with single button mouse, and the other a 2 button mouse. Thats all really. End of story. The decision whether to use a 2 button mouse or even a mouse at all, is still the users decision.

Yeah, apple finally got a clue with their damn user friendly operating system and reliable software. It only took microsoft how long for that? Oh, hold up, we're still waiting. Maybe vista will be better. And Cite Mario goddamit!

5'd to counter Mac fanboy effect.

i wonder when theyre gonna realise its about time to go broke. 5/5

also, mac = gheyt

Wait can't Mac run Windows now. Yes they can you lose good day sir.

i use powermacs at school with the single button mouse HERES THE THING: you pay some 3000 freakin dollars for a mac that can only run certain programs, and they give you some crappy mouse with a low DPI and all eye candy, plus the worst keyboard ever (saitek elite is the best ever IMO) and the APPLE and ALT buttons are reversed on a mac keyboard as opposed to a windows keyboard. Plus everything is APPLE + Z APPLE + C/X/V whatever its just iritating if you want to move quickly. plus ctrl+ click is a pain when trying to close programs fast. AND the delete key do delete files is the backspace key (but labled as delete) so there are 2 delete keys. WHAT THE HECK IS THIS CRAP

also, my mouse has 7 buttons OoOoh Beet dat!

-1 for language +5 for awesome