The dumb bastards

This is why Steve Jobs needs to hurry up and die of pancreatic cancer.

I want one of those.

That music really should never be used again.

clearly squidmonkey is offended it took him 20 years to discover the 2 button mouse :'(. aww.

Squid is an iNoob!

and god help us all if apple revolutionizes their laptops with *gasp* a black color scheme! :o

4, but -1 for dramatic music which really doesn't fit here.

MAC SOXORZ !!!!! 5/5

so true. lol

BAHAHA!

This was awesome.

oh snap, another YTMND with Fire Spirit music that isn't a fire spirit page. And oh snap, apple's computers don't get f*cking overridden with spyware.

They don't get any software. :p

Change the music to the Metroid fast-paced theme and you get a 5. Good find, Suh. 4'd!

HERE COMES MIGHTY MOUSE!

xD

music changed to reflect how old this "innovative" mouse is. :)

5 and some

If you have a 2 button USB mouse you can use it with a Mac just fine...

Yeah. Too bad you gotta buy it separately.

wow you found a picture and wrote a sentence about that picture, good job.

-1

If you prefer Windows with glitches and virus and such run free, may I just note your bad taste?

Oh, and may I just note, there have been 2 button usable mouses for the Mac for a LONG time. As it is, I'm using a 2 button mouse with one of those scrolling things, that requires no wires with my MacMini.

you bought a mac mini? Thats like admitting you bought an ngage. You must be proud. lol

+1

lol

f*ck Apple.

ooops im an idiot nvm

nice music

soooo cooooool!!!

Azp2k32 doesn't realize how mentally defficient you truely have to be to get a computer virus of any kind. BTW enjoy playing half-life on your mac mini, or most other popular gaming software as well

Actually, most Apple users had the best of both worlds ANYWAY, Mac + Two button mouse, I for example still use a Microsoft laser mouse, getting a Mighty Mouse in a few days.

Also, if you switched to a mac from a pc because you got glitches and viruses you must fail it. It being the ability to utilize technology that isn't child proof.

+1

macs crash too...you just get the spinning icon of death or you have to force quit: why generalize saying pc's always crash? :)

Let's not forget, they have a BSOD now along with the multilanguage screen of death and the beach ball of death (I've got a YTMND page about the beach ball).

But Macs still suck.

They have finally seen the light.

Tehy finally figured out that people like having more than 1 button on their mouse? About f*ckin' time! What is their next big advancement? The scroll wheel?

-1

It's a sphere, i think.

finally.

And btw, if I want to game I'll game on my Xbox and soon to be Xbox360, bitch. Only games I want to play on my Mac anyway are Blizzard games.

Blizzard games? You mean games like WoW with in-game graphics WAAYYYYY behind their time?

good joke. appropriate music choice. 5*

apple doesnt get overridden with spyware because apple doesnt get overridden with anything, period. that includes any category of software.

Please help our brothers at Apple pray the gay away.

so true

***THE*** very reason I refuse to switch. I tried a Mac once. I tried to right click something. I swore. I cried. I killed a man. I went back to the store and exchanged it for a PC. TRUE STORY.

+2

My mouse has 5 buttons!

I wonder how one button could be such an inconvenience to PC users.

-1

I don't think this is really worth a 5...this is just to counter the mac fanboys who are rating it a 1 because they're fanboys. I hate fanboys.

+1

mario music = win

http://applecoldplayad.ytmnd.com/ There, i beat pandamania to the punch with my own plug! lol

I noticed something on the picture and made this one http://appleforce.ytmnd.com/

force sensing...so I suppose its the yoda of all mice, or something...lol

Gay.

You could use a 2 button one anytime you wanted...it just comes with a 1 button one.

I don't care.

I will indeed miss the one button nightmare.

splitter dont you mean "iDont care?" If you want to defend calling a 2 button mouse innovative, go all the way and be a complete tool. f*g.

You're a f*cking f*g. who cares about a stupid mouse?

+1

but they are calling a 2 button mouse innovative...bit of irony since apple has always been ribbed for a 1 button mouse!

Man, apple really needs to collectively shoot all thier staff, users, and themselves.

GOOOOOOOOO APPLE!

rofl 5/5 and that's coming from a hardcore Mac user... to be fair though teh OS supported right click since 10.0.

also SMB music = teh win.

I don't hear a sound...But I don't think this needs one to pwn.

okay, i'll admit. the f*ckers are REALLY slow on that sh*t. but i love macs. less virus prone too.

Actually....You could have just bought a two button mouse for your mac, just because they don't come packaged with a two button mouse, doesn't meen they are not available. A lot of third-party companies already made them. Apple did the one-click mouse

The old music was better.

this deserves a higher score. too bad theres so much mac bias

yyz 2005-08-14 03:00:13 A lot of third-party companies already made them. Apple did the one-click mouse hmmm. i think maybe THATS THE f*ckING POINT

Um, I'm on a mac and my mouse has 8 buttons.

"Touch-sensitive technology" is one f*cking fancy term for a button.

ha, this got to #1 even despite mac user downvotes. YOU FAIL AGAIN Steve Jobs fluffers :)

Macs have no spyware because nobody makes spyware because nobody uses them besides media perposes.

XD

I think its hilarious that Apple is trying to market this mouse like it's so new and innovative (like, OMG, two buttons!!11)

Apple = retarded, Mario = win, 5'd = you

f*cking Apple...they need to just die.

So retarded, I had to register to vote. Seriously, apple never said two button functionality was "innovative", they were talking about that damn scroll ball thing. LEARN TO f*ckING READ.

lol i love apple because they can't play games.

vicious: snd a scroll ball is as innovative as pong. stfu, fanboy.

+1

and btw, there have been COUNTLESS mouse designs with a trackball in it, logitech or so on. Calling it innovative is a crock of sh*t.

I wasn't f*cking defending it, f*ggot, I was pointing that you're a f*cking asshat that needs to repeat the first f*cking grade.

LMFAO the new music = WIN and original!

YOU WIN

Mac fanboys here need to get a f*cking clue.

+1

loel

Hilarious, because Mac sucks. Also I have a feeling Vicious is the same guy from that "WoW is serious business" ytmnd.

raw-full

Put more than one button on a mouse? Brilliant! *insert bunch of Apple guys drinking Guinness*

Ugh, retarded, there have been Mac Mice with 2 buttons forever.. Also stupid cause if anything, PC's have been dragging after Macs for years (hell even the idea of using 'windows' in the interface..)

Single button styling, who the f*ck cares.

As has been pointed out repeatedly, Macs have always had two-button mice. This is just about a special kind of two-button mouse. And it was a long time before PCs regularly had three-button mice... BTW, I'm not a Mac user.

Not even funny...

-1 for using caps on the word f*cking.

Made me laugh, 3 for the mouse, 1 for the music

l've been using a Mac for year,, and use a Logitech trackball with scroll buttons and 2 buttons.

l've been using a Mac for years,, and use a Logitech trackball with scroll buttons and 2 buttons.

I may be a Mac user but i know a good zing when I see it. Zing!

Hope this 5 hits an Apple fan straight in the guts.

i like the song

instant winner !

haha, gay f*cking mac

Win.

Lmao, finally.

Mac fanboys eat sh*t.

HAHAHAHHA!

senoirs ALL OF EM!

Hahha, I laughed out loud :DD 5/5

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f*ck YOU APPLE! 5/5!

wow thats fukcing hilarious.

hahaha nice

legaly microsoft has a reason to sue if it uses sam "task" qualities

ROFL

hahahaha

Stupid Apple.

dont hate things u dont understand. Take the guidance of JESUS and love everything.

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Now Macs rawk even more. XD

SO TRUE

I find it amusing how a lot of Mac users become instantly offended and go into defensive mode whenever someone pokes fun at Macs, as if it actually matters what other people think of their preferred PC architecture.

lol very nice

5 for music.

That's like buying a PC that you KNOW has 64MB of RAM then bitching about it. Just buy another mouse.

mcjesus: wow you found a picture and wrote a sentence about that picture, good job. Um...isn't that what YTMNDs are meant to do to begin with?

My thoughts exactly.

ytmnd is truly on the cutting edge of geek satire!!

2 button mice have worked on Macintosh for a long time... 1 button mice + key commands > 2 button mice. Newbs

theyre not calling it innovative because of the two buttons you retard

some of you really need a clue hammer. They called a TRACKBALL innovative. Those on mice have been around forever!

and the irony here is it took apple 20 years to finally admit that 2 buttons make sense. Ok?

'bout time.

LAME! Not the ytmnd, but Apple. 4/5

for the win!

crappy ytmnd and all... but i'll give it a 5 on account of having a good message. I'm a part-time mac-antagonist :)

failed 1/5 multiple buttons since OS X. If you really want to get picky, its a 0 button mouse, all the clicking touch sensative.

They call the scroll wheel a new thing, and that new pressure sensitive technology detects clicking? XD

Haha, its about frigging time too.

Well Played.

BAHAHAH

4/5 Funny cuz they're calling touch-sensitivity on a mouse innovative? It's been on laptops for years. Tapping a mouse touch pad acts as a click; this is nothing new.

agree

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cheapalert voted 1 cause theres no gargoyle porn in here, I guess. IDIOTS. They called a TRACKBALL innovative! lol

My previous statement, plus the fact that all Macs I've seen to date ship out single-button mice, and I haven't seen any 2-button mice made by Apple make this win. And yes, I am a Win user, but I like Macs; goot for graphics and video editing.

So true...

Yeah, my college had Macs. I would "right click" the Mac mouse to download an image, and one of my classmates would tell me how to download on a Mac. Just can't break the habit!

lol

The mac already had 2 buttons on the mouse dumbass. You're just too lasy to figure it out.

Pwned!

HAHAHA! 5!

hahaha very funny

yup

Why the hell is this on the front page?

WINDOWS > APPLE

MACs have one purpose only, graphics/video editing. THATS IT.

Which you can do on a PC anyway.

and it still has a scroll ball

This sucks. Apples have, for a while, been able to use a two button mouse. Note that I am a PC user, and that I abhor macs.

lol

yea and i bet they are gonna sell it seperatly and for like $100

I wonder if Apple has to pay royalties for the use of "Mighty Mouse"?

Haha, current music is great.

oh lol. screenshot.

PC > MAC , hence why this ytmnd deserves a 5.

Terrible choice of music, but funny.

Apple sucks so much

Instead of being "pressure sensitive," why don't they just put a rigid point in the centre, so it would have to click one way or the other? 5'd

Hey guys, MACs are much better at graphics than- oh wait, brb I gotta reset my desktop.

The last time I checked, normal PC mouse buttons were already both "touch-sensitive" and "force sensing". When I touch one with force, it makes a CLICKING SOUND!

lololool

It doesn't even work as a 2 button mouse until you change the settings yourself.

Oh, and if you want to "right click", YOU HAVE TO LIFT YOUR LEFT FINGER OFF THE MOUSE BECAUSE THE WHOLE f*ckING THING IS ONE BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 for pissing mac users off

That's f*cking AWESOME!!!!! Good job

Mac elitists are funny.

haha, nice.

XD

Lol,look at the little descriptions. They make it sound so revolutionary.

g4 owns

5/5 this is the f*ckin sh*t.

Lol Jesus apple people are taking this way too seriously. IT'S A JOKE. It's not _your_ company >.>

to Odin314: Yes, Mac's could use a 2 button mouse, but you had to buy a 3rd party mouse for that. My friend was using a MICROSOFT mouse with his.

The music goes so great with the picture.

music makes it funny XD

wow if u voted under 3 then u probably own a mac =( gj

Ohh, I see a debate coming along. I for one think this is hillarious. 5!

Apple got a clue, whoop de damn doo. Only douches care about Apple. Speaking of twenty-year-old technology, you should get a clue and not use sh*tty modulated music. This isn't an 8-bit YTMND, asswipe.

props to the new apple mouse, but this sensitve 2 pressure point thingy just sounds like something that could fail eventually

f*ck you all.

YES! This is f*cking brilliant.

Yeah, Apples aren't "virus-ridden" or "spyware-laden" because people who write viruses and spyware don't want to waste their time on the 100 Mac owners out there. Hey, I want to pay $400 for a sub-par graphics card upgrade! Morons. This gets 5'd

the OS war is a serious misplacement of energy

oh snap i like the control click option

My school has Macs and they didnt care to by mouses with two buttons.So when I went to copy and paste something my first time using a Mac,I was like "HTF do you right click?",after 2 minutes of trying everything,I gave up and decided it was a one button

All this is is a lame war that's mostly devoid of logic and full of brainless insults of Mac vs. Windows vs. Anti-Fanboys for both sides. And prolly the main reason this is so popular is because people are constantly checking for new entries to flame or

MAC SUUUUUX! HAHAHAHAHA Pweent=Max

Oh yeah sorry, 5!

*Request* Put the sound "you are an idiot, ha ha ha ha hahaha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa!"

this isnt bashing mac users, its bashing Apple calling a 2 button mouse innovative...and the music (super mario 1) reflects how old the idea is :)

Apple has always been on top of creating the most innovative technology. Except when it comes to the computer mouse.

OMG!!!! I like Apple, but hey, it's the truth. This is frickin' great! 5/5, especially considering the audio.

Apples suck.

lol

actually the "ball scroller" is a good idea

Too bad it gets clogged with dirt easily.

I like how this is just a big flame war between idiots.

Kinda funny, but I actually work quicker with key commands than with a second mouse button. *waves Apple flag*

What silly's. :P

Truth

5/5 for Mac-bashing

That was funny

This is like people yelling all foreigners suck: Stupid & Ignorant

Anyway; the reason that Mac's don't run spyware and viruses is because they don't run f*ck all.

Uhm. This is supposed to be funny how exactly...?

5'd for mario music. and because mac users are funny when they get all pissy about OSes.

omg 2 buttons!!

I hate the one button mice but this touch sensitive sh*t and a scrolly ball is pretty cool.

nice

lol! it's about time!

Flame war over a sh*tty YTMND about a mouse = ghey.

Their mice is one of the many reasons why Macintosh succeeded at killing my inner child. Also, win for using Mario victory theme.

good music choice.

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It's actually a 5-button mouse with a 360 degree scroll wheel. And I'm using a two-button mouse on my mac as we speak.

zOMG!

I can hear it now. Steve Jobs is still teh noobage.lol

Classic. Love the music too.

LMFAO APPLE f*ckING BLOWS ROFL

Mario was coded on an Apple IIE. You lose.

It took Apple f*cking long enough. They've had a superious OS for years but only now admit that having multiple buttons is a good idea. Of course you could always use any USB mouse - this is just symbolic. BTW I tried it at the store and it feels uniq

...feels unique and really nice - I want one for my PC, too.

who uses apple products... oh wait, ipod

This is trully hilarious

I just think it's hilarious that the author of the YTMND and various others are trashing the "Mac fanboy downvoters" yet you have dozens of people saying that Apple sucks. PC bias, anyone?

I mean really. If you look at the history of Apple vs. Microsoft one has been sued countless times and is known for faulty coding, the other has done little to nothing wrong. Why would people hate Apple so much unless oh, I dunno, they're PC using Windo

Windows fanboys.*

They won't totally fess up and admit they have a two-button, but macs still rock.

Yeah, s'bout time the frikkin morons caught on that one button = 4tl

However, you fail to realize that other than the mouse Apple >>>>> Windows

XD

the fact is that no one likes macs because nobody makes games for them. imacs could come packaged with a young russian virgin and kids still wouldnt buy them cause you cant play counterstrike on it.

Mac fans never fail to take the bait, do they?

I have a mouse like that.

where's the second mouse button? rofl

Clearly MrKhan is offended it took him 20 years to discover the "control" button on his keyboard :'(. aww.

Right clicking shouldn't be a two-handed process.