The dumb bastards

This is why Steve Jobs needs to hurry up and die of pancreatic cancer.

I want one of those.

That music really should never be used again.

clearly squidmonkey is offended it took him 20 years to discover the 2 button mouse :'(. aww.

Squid is an iNoob!

and god help us all if apple revolutionizes their laptops with *gasp* a black color scheme! :o

4, but -1 for dramatic music which really doesn't fit here.

MAC SOXORZ !!!!! 5/5

so true. lol

BAHAHA!

This was awesome.

oh snap, another YTMND with Fire Spirit music that isn't a fire spirit page. And oh snap, apple's computers don't get f*cking overridden with spyware.

They don't get any software. :p

-1

Change the music to the Metroid fast-paced theme and you get a 5. Good find, Suh. 4'd!

HERE COMES MIGHTY MOUSE!

xD

music changed to reflect how old this "innovative" mouse is. :)

5 and some

If you have a 2 button USB mouse you can use it with a Mac just fine...

wow you found a picture and wrote a sentence about that picture, good job.

If you prefer Windows with glitches and virus and such run free, may I just note your bad taste?

+1

Oh, and may I just note, there have been 2 button usable mouses for the Mac for a LONG time. As it is, I'm using a 2 button mouse with one of those scrolling things, that requires no wires with my MacMini.

+1

you bought a mac mini? Thats like admitting you bought an ngage. You must be proud. lol

lol

f*ck Apple.

-1

ooops im an idiot nvm

nice music

soooo cooooool!!!

Azp2k32 doesn't realize how mentally defficient you truely have to be to get a computer virus of any kind. BTW enjoy playing half-life on your mac mini, or most other popular gaming software as well

Actually, most Apple users had the best of both worlds ANYWAY, Mac + Two button mouse, I for example still use a Microsoft laser mouse, getting a Mighty Mouse in a few days.

Also, if you switched to a mac from a pc because you got glitches and viruses you must fail it. It being the ability to utilize technology that isn't child proof.

macs crash too...you just get the spinning icon of death or you have to force quit: why generalize saying pc's always crash? :)

-1

But Macs still suck.

-1

They have finally seen the light.

Tehy finally figured out that people like having more than 1 button on their mouse? About f*ckin' time! What is their next big advancement? The scroll wheel?

-1

It's a sphere, i think.

finally.

And btw, if I want to game I'll game on my Xbox and soon to be Xbox360, bitch. Only games I want to play on my Mac anyway are Blizzard games.

good joke. appropriate music choice. 5*

apple doesnt get overridden with spyware because apple doesnt get overridden with anything, period. that includes any category of software.

Please help our brothers at Apple pray the gay away.

so true

***THE*** very reason I refuse to switch. I tried a Mac once. I tried to right click something. I swore. I cried. I killed a man. I went back to the store and exchanged it for a PC. TRUE STORY.

+1

My mouse has 5 buttons!

I wonder how one button could be such an inconvenience to PC users.

-1

I don't think this is really worth a 5...this is just to counter the mac fanboys who are rating it a 1 because they're fanboys. I hate fanboys.

mario music = win

http://applecoldplayad.ytmnd.com/ There, i beat pandamania to the punch with my own plug! lol

I noticed something on the picture and made this one http://appleforce.ytmnd.com/

force sensing...so I suppose its the yoda of all mice, or something...lol

Gay.

You could use a 2 button one anytime you wanted...it just comes with a 1 button one.

I don't care.

I will indeed miss the one button nightmare.

splitter dont you mean "iDont care?" If you want to defend calling a 2 button mouse innovative, go all the way and be a complete tool. f*g.

You're a f*cking f*g. who cares about a stupid mouse?

+1

but they are calling a 2 button mouse innovative...bit of irony since apple has always been ribbed for a 1 button mouse!

Man, apple really needs to collectively shoot all thier staff, users, and themselves.

GOOOOOOOOO APPLE!

rofl 5/5 and that's coming from a hardcore Mac user... to be fair though teh OS supported right click since 10.0.

also SMB music = teh win.

I don't hear a sound...But I don't think this needs one to pwn.

okay, i'll admit. the f*ckers are REALLY slow on that sh*t. but i love macs. less virus prone too.

Actually....You could have just bought a two button mouse for your mac, just because they don't come packaged with a two button mouse, doesn't meen they are not available. A lot of third-party companies already made them. Apple did the one-click mouse

The old music was better.

this deserves a higher score. too bad theres so much mac bias

yyz 2005-08-14 03:00:13 A lot of third-party companies already made them. Apple did the one-click mouse hmmm. i think maybe THATS THE f*ckING POINT

Um, I'm on a mac and my mouse has 8 buttons.

"Touch-sensitive technology" is one f*cking fancy term for a button.

ha, this got to #1 even despite mac user downvotes. YOU FAIL AGAIN Steve Jobs fluffers :)

Macs have no spyware because nobody makes spyware because nobody uses them besides media perposes.

XD

I think its hilarious that Apple is trying to market this mouse like it's so new and innovative (like, OMG, two buttons!!11)

win

Apple = retarded, Mario = win, 5'd = you

f*cking Apple...they need to just die.

So retarded, I had to register to vote. Seriously, apple never said two button functionality was "innovative", they were talking about that damn scroll ball thing. LEARN TO f*ckING READ.

lol i love apple because they can't play games.

vicious: snd a scroll ball is as innovative as pong. stfu, fanboy.

and btw, there have been COUNTLESS mouse designs with a trackball in it, logitech or so on. Calling it innovative is a crock of sh*t.

I wasn't f*cking defending it, f*ggot, I was pointing that you're a f*cking asshat that needs to repeat the first f*cking grade.

LMFAO the new music = WIN and original!

YOU WIN

Mac fanboys here need to get a f*cking clue.

loel

Hilarious, because Mac sucks. Also I have a feeling Vicious is the same guy from that "WoW is serious business" ytmnd.

raw-full

Put more than one button on a mouse? Brilliant! *insert bunch of Apple guys drinking Guinness*

Ugh, retarded, there have been Mac Mice with 2 buttons forever.. Also stupid cause if anything, PC's have been dragging after Macs for years (hell even the idea of using 'windows' in the interface..)

Single button styling, who the f*ck cares.

As has been pointed out repeatedly, Macs have always had two-button mice. This is just about a special kind of two-button mouse. And it was a long time before PCs regularly had three-button mice... BTW, I'm not a Mac user.

Not even funny...

-1 for using caps on the word f*cking.

Made me laugh, 3 for the mouse, 1 for the music

l've been using a Mac for year,, and use a Logitech trackball with scroll buttons and 2 buttons.

l've been using a Mac for years,, and use a Logitech trackball with scroll buttons and 2 buttons.

I may be a Mac user but i know a good zing when I see it. Zing!

Hope this 5 hits an Apple fan straight in the guts.

i like the song

instant winner !

haha, gay f*cking mac

Win.

Lmao, finally.

Mac fanboys eat sh*t.

HAHAHAHHA!

senoirs ALL OF EM!

Hahha, I laughed out loud :DD 5/5

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f*ck YOU APPLE! 5/5!

wow thats fukcing hilarious.

hahaha nice

legaly microsoft has a reason to sue if it uses sam "task" qualities

ROFL

hahahaha

Stupid Apple.

dont hate things u dont understand. Take the guidance of JESUS and love everything.

http://applemouse.ytmnd.com/