Made like a pro, man. Glad I never got into Myspace.... heh

[/yourself] for using myspace to begin with.

best part "Snape......killsdumbledor."

XD

f*cking cool dude, nice job

People lie and put "Divorced" and "Body Builder" all the time. 2

excellent.

LJ wins anyday.

You win 1/4 of the internet!!!!!

EMO - ABBREVIATION FOR LOSER

OMG THAT HOT HISHSCHOOL CHICK WAS DIVORCED AND THE GHETTO CHICK HAD GHETTO MYSPACE FRIENDS....You sir, are the f*g.

The ugly chick wasn't extremely ugly, so what if ghetto people go online, the gay guy never hit on you, and so what if a older woman was trying to act young. Different people exist, deal with it.

Hehehehe. Funneh.

If you use Myspace, you deserve to be castrated by a steamroller. That goes for any other blog too.

I lol'd. :o

this is the greatest

Ha - I'm glad I never used Myspace like my friend said I should...

I couldnt stop laughingXD

OMG!!!!!!!!XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!XD U TOTALLY RAWK!!!XD OMG!!!!!XD THAT WUZ f*ckIN' FUNNY!!XD I CUDN'T WAIT 4 EVER MYSPACE 2 POP UP!!!:DXD

U KEPT ME ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT!!XD LMFAO!!!!!XD That wuz totally awesome!:DXD

Best YTMND ever. I agree with you entirely. Want to see my Myspace profile? ;p

lol, sure. I don't really hate myspace that much. Mine is: http://www.myspace.com/12236117

LOL

Pretty excellent work, my good man.

eh... i enjoyed it enough. 4

Its true. even if the phrase "fails at life" is the second most retarded statement ever. next to "kid nevah again kid. dont even staht". i hate my school.

XFDDDD

Haha,bubblez the ghetto queen of New Jersey.

Why not make a flash website?

Those examples weren't really that bad. The chick in the picture was average looking, the ghetto thing wasn't very relevant, and OMG GAY PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET? Myspace has a lot of worse examples of stupidity. For example, there's the dumbass bitch th

at thinks a photoshopped picture of Bush is going to offend someone's republican friends.

I don't get it.

lol! it's so great! i like seeing true stories like this, and the music fit so well!

Nice, but what OS do you use? That doens't look like Windows.

ROFL. Sad but true. Anyone can get some on myspace - you just have to have no self-esteem or standards

haha i go to school with the 18 y/o divorced chick

Anyone who is 18 and divorced should remove themselves from the breeding population, post-haste.

i found bubblez's myspace http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=20714133&Mytoken=20050805153731

SNAPE!.........KILLS DUMBLEDORE!!!!

Awesome.

It was boring, but I'll give you 4 stars for all the work you put into it

winnar.

two for effort

win

i absolutely agree about myspace.

Wasn't laughing too hard til the kid with the Brian Peppers music. 5

You win at life.

Classicly done, YOU GET FIVESTARSSSSSS!!!!111oneoneoneeleven!!!!11111

forgot to give five stars!!!!!111oneone

If I had a dollar for every "Yo girl! Thx for the add! Hollar back sometime! " I would have quite a few dollars.

http://ytmndfailsatlife.ytmnd.com/ http://ytmndfailsatlife.ytmnd.com/ http://ytmndfailsatlife.ytmnd.com/

1/5 because you're suprised gay people use the Internet, dumbass.

HAHA. I hate myspace.

You, sir, put all of my sentients into a wonderful ytmnd. MySpace IS a breeding ground for horrendous losers with no life. It's such a stalker database. WTF are these people thinking when they make this innane and trite profiles? Seriously. PS: Good u

This f*cking rules. I actually laughed at gayfuel theme. I love how you threw "INTERNETS" in there. And just when I thought it couldn't get any more awesome. You use Chrono Trigger music. You sir are f*cking awesome. 5'd

rofl

Hillarious. But I don't see what's so bad about the gay guy sending you a message; all he did was ask about your background pic.

There are some haters commenting on here. It was great. Some people don't know what the hell an ice breaker is. that's why I was crackin up. Maybe if some people got out and tried to pick up others, they'd find it funny.

Thank god I have never used that piece of sh*t for a site. Full of fakeass bitches, just like all the other 'friend' sites.

Yeah FRicanKrazy, I was talking to my friend about these messages and I thought it would make a great YTMND. I have a ton of other YTMNDs, but as I was just about finished with this one, I knew it was gonna be "the one". Hopefully people check out my o

my older YTMNDs too. And just a little fact, the music in the Bubblez section was actually from her page. She did some of the work for me!

We must slay the beast!!! http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=15494484&Mytoken=20050806004603

Ghetto Queen of Newark http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=20714133&Mytoken=20050806004815

Adalina http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=21538122&Mytoken=20050806004854

It's funny because it's true... 5 stars

This is f***ing great!

XD I actually love it!

keep at it man! (and please go make a second one with a drag queen in it)

f*cking boring as hell

biggest waste of time ever. if you dont like myspace, dont use it, and stop complaining

Unbelievably lame and boring.

5 for effort?

Yup. It pretty much fails! :D

5/5 becuase that girl is so damn ugly to all of us with a life

This is the 5 and Internet champion of many moons and ages. Oh yeah, f*ck andre.

ahaha, awesome.

Meh, I'm 20 and Bubblez is 18. She looks like shes 15 though. And btw gordon, heres a better link to her: http://www.myspace.com/20714133

the wedding one was the best one, lmfao

Keep your gay-bashing and hating to yourself, you moron.

I don't like myspace but I didn't find this funny.

That was the most boring abuse of high production quality I have ever witnessed. You LOSE! Good-DAY, sir.

Nice music syncing and all, but I really didn't find it funny at all.

lol what the hell? everyones voting 5 on this because they hate myspace, yet the person who created this uses myspace. besides, is it so surprising theres gay people and idiots that use the internet? no idea how this got so popular... because its not real

not really funny* it cut me off.

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Funny, although I didn't really get the gay one and I don't think I want to.

They were all real messages, hichief. I gave it a narrative with a highly exagerated viewpoint for comedic reasons. I would like to think I succeeded, what with a 4.18 score and 40,000 views.

Hence why I dont use MySpace, Xanga, etc.

Absolutely hilarious. 100/5

LoL, and perfect integration of lindsaylohannekkid.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

5 because of Internets

People that give the 1's probably look like the first girl

+7 for awesome YTMND -1 because YTMNDs aren't supposed to be movies -1 for the gay bashing... too easy.

WIN. I love Rise. I WANT AN MP3

Takes up far too much time, and isn't very funny. "Wow there are people on the internet!!!!!"

You forgot to add the porn emo people! I'll be more convinced when you talk about the porn ads on there.

Very well put together, WIN.

Myspace is sh*t. This is awesome.

I'm Puerto Rican, I'll get Bubblez lol, I know that's her music. I knew it was authentic when I saw it lol

Evolution? Mankind is DEvolving. Think about it!

Congratulations on figuring out there are dumb people on the Internet, how long did it take you to come to such an elusive conclsion?

awesome!!! i hate myspace whores - HEY LETS GET DIGITAL FRIENDS, IM SO COOL I HAVE 300 FRIENDS THAT ARE JUST PIXELS!! !! ! !! xanga d00ds

::movie slow clapping:: Amazing.

Id give you a 5....but you made fun of a gay guy..so...4.

its not that funny but that muist've took a lot of effort and myspace does suck

ROFL'EST THING EVA

AND THX, NOW WE CAN EASILY SEE AL THE EMOS ON YTMND!

Death to blogs!

lol stupid republicans

Someone post this on the ugly girls comment board. LMAO!!

I couldn't tell you how long it took Sinister, but I came to my final conclusion on August 7th 2005, at about 8:30 PM.

And here's the sequel: http://mycomments.ytmnd.com/ (refresh)

Welcome to the internet, where Emos and Nerds run rampant

Good job.

good concept but weak excecution. there are probably people on myspace that are 100 times more ugly/retarded/etc. than your examples. lol @ "snape kills dumbledore"

who are the f*gmasters trying to defend myspace? what retards, myspace is a sh*thole and you all lose at life.

where is the funny

well done.gave me a laugh. 5/5

Good job man.

It's funny because it's true!

downvoting because you made a bitchy ytmnd about these comments.

http://chronox.ytmnd.com/

funny, but it should be titled "why I fail at life" cause u keep going back to myspace after all that sh*t

heart.

Best ever.

f*ck f*gs,and that ugly bitch

The fact you kept going back and then made a massively huge gif and wav file to go with this... Well, Doesn't bode well on the life-o-meter.

Andre you're gay and so is everyone else who says ChronoX doesen't have a life because if you in fact had one, you WOULDN'T be bitching about someone else not having one.

5'd btw, you sir, win.

LOFL awesome!! f*ck myspace!

wow i cant believe all the stpid f*ggots that 1'ed this....get a f*cking life you n****rlovers, this sh*t rocks

=)

this would be complete sh*t without that retarded kid at the end, but HOLY sh*t LOL

I really enjoyed that!

Simply brilliant. Plus I didn't realise what your username was till I went to rate this - spooky.

I hope the harrowing experience at myspace didn't scar you for life. Poor baby :-(

I thought it was hillarious dude, as a MySpace User myself, I tend to agree with you on all these things. Hey what's that song played when Bubblez shows up? I totally want to download that, hit a spic up at JasonRiveraV1. later.

Jason, that song was on her page for a while, but she took it down. I don't know what it's called as I ripped it directly from the site. Glad you liked the ytmnd though. :)

Excellent.

too funny cuz its true

BEST YTMND PAGE EVER

Chrono Trigger music, hahaha, that is great

"fail at life" is now the most cliche phrase ever

Waste of time

Love the stuff you edited in "INTERNETS!" "Snape.... KILLSDUMBLEDORE!"

HEY .

Omg that last one and all the other ones are you sure thats real?

All real except the retard joke at the end. The funny thing about that is, I actually go to school with that particular tard.

Aww, you didn't meet any hot lay-deez.

I LOVE IT! THIS IS THE GREATEST!

the.truth

Hmm kinda boring, and not super funny. 2/5 for the effort.

LOL

Awesome stuff. Love the music too.

haha

LOl that was awesome

You the man.

Funny stuff, great music!

Noice.

It was funny, but I don't see what's the big deal about a gay guy messaging you on MySpace. OH NOESSS HE'S A f*g!!111*~*~

loved the music cues

LMAO... I use it for my temporary artist site.. but that was f*cking hilareous. :)

Using the Chrono Trigger song was GENIUS

Lol li lol lol

Not all girls are skinny hollywood blondes with professional make-up artists. Some guys like dudes. People act like morons on the internet. Where the f*ck have you been?

so true, my friend

Wow, I just LOVE shallow people. Really, that first girl is not that ugly. I was going to say it was awesome that you're a fellow Zelda fan, but then I saw this and, well........ yeah.

Some people aren't hot, and some people are gay... Making fun of all the other 'tardos was great though.

My space probably is evil but couldn't you find give better examples why than by showing how narrow minded you are? Shocking humour is only great when there is wit involved. You got none.

Pretty funny..

+2

omg a not very pretty girl, a kinda hot girl, and a gay guy messaged me. DOWNFALL OF CIVILIZATION! lame

Dead on. Funny because it's so true.

5 for the ghetto queen. i hate most ghetto homie f*gs but the girls are hawt and i'd stick it up their butts.

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Dear peoples who did not five this, may god have mercy on your souls.

OMG THERE ARE UGLY PEOPLE, DUMB PEOPLE AND GAY PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET? wow i never knew that try harder next time

I liked it.. Why do people waste their time and make a comment and only say some bullsh*t about it? You people are f*cking losers.

Ghetto queen are fail at life.

Myspace blows, my friend got hit on by like 4 gay guys through it. And I get hit on by skeevy chicks on it.

. . .I think you read too much into things. . .the gay guy asked you where you got your BG. . .not if you wanted to go out x_x. . . Still though, 5 for the good sync.

Prettyy funny, though im pretty sure the divorced one isnt true

Hahahaha nice.

Lol...whats the song for the ghetto queen?

flame wars on ytmnd fail at life too. in other news, 1.

That made my day! :)

stop usin it if it suck u dumbass

Pmslroflmao XP

Myspace may fail at life, but you win. Who the hell marked this not work safe? I didn't see any offensive content...

And I thought the people I knew on myspace were crazy.

AWESOME!

lol.

4 because it's funny. -1 because you're actually registered on myspace.

That's why we gotta stick together and f*cking rape myspace in the ass.

Wow!!

WHY TEH f*ck DID YOU NOT f*ck BUBBLEZ AND THE OTHER DIVORCED BITCH? THEY WANT YOU YOU IDIOT! NOW GO AND f*ck THEM.

hey man, can you send me the newly wed game song : fricankrazy at gmail dot com would greatly appreciate it

pfft, YOU'RE a fithly haired emo kid.

Lol.

This is a good example of how dating is. The last one was a player that didn't like playing "the game" so he says he gay to get the dumb women away from him. Notice the attractive woman calls on his bullsh*t and attacks his profile. (for the dumbasses,

Last guy isn't gay, hes lying to get UG's away from him.

saw it coming

fell in love with it at first site

ghetto queen? wtf, i used to live in the ghetto..so that offends me :(

what's the name of that song that's being played the whole time?

FIVE!

I don't see why this is Worksafe, oh that's right, the soccer mom mods are pussies and they get offended too easily, those damn @ssholes. They can't mod worth sh!t these days, instead they vote things that are actually worksafe not work safe. Failures, al

Bubblez ftw.

ROFL that mexish*t has a daughter! http://www.myspace.com/20714133 Last pic LOL

OMG johnny you're right, she does have a daughter. A 19 year old with what looks like a 4 year old daughter... So thats why she wanted me to get with her, she wanted someone to take care of her kid.

You lost me at that first picture. She's a perfectly normal looking girl, in case you're not used to seeing them. But I guess you're right. Only losers use myspace. ::cough::

Just saw your picture. Normal girls are out of your league. You get one star out of pity.

normal looking girl? what are you, f*cking high? and ChronoX: this and many of your other sites kick ass! [lmao @ myspace]

seriously, myspace is for creeps and losers who need to feel better about their ordinary sh*tty lives

Must... Delete... Myspace... Account...

I never get messages like that. : (

Ive always DESPISED myspace. Don't follow, lead. Join me in my quest to DESTROY MYSPACE!

What you mean removed?!

I mean, It's gone because someone wanted it removed.

More specifically someone in the YTMND who threatened legal action against me.

boo censorship!

1 for deleted.

1 for getting my hopes up in the comments page fails at life and not being able to see this.

stupid f*cks... yeah f*ck you, now I CANT SEE THIS YOU f*ckTARDS

haha vote changed to 5 for updating. too bad that first girl is still out of the picture.

1'd for tardedness

hi-f*cking-larious the last one is

lol, long but worth it

Myspace lowered my overall view of the human race too! Let's meet up and cyber!

very funny but i already knew myspace failed at life... hence the whole myspace suicide fad rofl

Why were you on Myspace to begin with?

Haha, that's f*cked up.

A divorcee is not the same as a widow.

Not even slightly funny. Just annoying.

Although a divrocee and a widow are different I give you a 5...

lol, thats why I dont use myspace and am only on Facebook like once a month

so what do you think about myspace

MY GOD! Someone who's gay dared to ask you about your background! He must be burned!

Good music and drops

did you add the cat at the beginning? i've seen this before and it wasnt in this

This YTMND is pure comedy gold and it's damn well made. Make more of them. I would vote 20 stars just to piss off that nasty bitch who threw in the GWB hating crap. The President has enough stuff to deal with and doesn't need some dumb broad from New Jersey trying to give political advice. Great YTMND!

I agree with this site 100%

yeah, same issue here. I don't really care about myspace beyond just having an easy way to talk to friends. people seem to check their myspaces more than their emails... :/

"Noticed I'd underlined 'I'm open to everything' for a reason" - you must be so witty to make such a hillarious observation like that.

1'd for humans evolving

Holy sh*t, is this a website or a feature film? Yes, Myspace is full of inane and worthless people, just like this website is, apparently. That's life. picturesoundtext.ytmnd.com

i love u

no, YOU fail at ytmnd. i just waited and waited for this to go somewhere, and no, nothin but a "f*ggy short film". jesus christ, you think maybe the "divorced" girl was joking? you think maybe the "gay" guy was just trying to be friendly and not necessarily tryin to pick you up and pump you in the ass? you think those white wiggers might actually be PEOPLE?