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| Site Title: | Why Myspace fails at life | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | myspacefails.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | ChronoX | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2005-08-04 00:36:44 | ||||||||||
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1 | 2 | 3
| Hilarious | ||||||
| Quite educational! | ||||||
| Although that pic where the guy is gay has its attention drawn away by the political bitch and her dumbass image. | ||||||
| it was funny but good god it took forever | ||||||
| 5! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5! THAT WAS f*ckING GREAT! SO TRUE! YES!! | ||||||
| Awww... Did your f*cking pussy get its feelings hurt on MySpace? You suck, and your f*cking band sucks, too. 1'd! |
-1 | |||||
| wow
long, but worth the time. very, very funny. 5/5 | ||||||
| well roffle my woffles... | ||||||
| HAHAHA! So damn true. 5/5/5//5/5/5/5!!!! | ||||||
| f*cking top 15 | ||||||
| LMFAO! So f*cking true. You deserve more than a 5, but here you go. | ||||||
| THIS IS QUALITY STUFF | ||||||
| Hey check it out, fduptothemax uses Myspace, what a f*ckup! | ||||||
| Nice Musak | ||||||
| 1/5 because you seemed to be the only loser | ||||||
| I dont get the gay joke. Was it even a joke? Why did you underline open to everything? | ||||||
| You forget the cardinal rule; it's not a f*cking movie. |
+1 | |||||
| Someone kill that whore in the first picture, she's so f*cking ugly. f*cking disgusting bitch. Why the f*ck did you zoom in on her picture. She's the f*cking ugliest thing out there. she belongs in a f*cking zoo. | ||||||
| hahahaha great, absolutely great. 5 | ||||||
| Are we looking at the same picture? She isn't THAT ugly. | ||||||
| It's a freggin cat with a carved-out melon on it's head..... or at least that's what I saw | ||||||
| god bless you sir | ||||||
| -3 for complaining about the first woman. So you expect to meet perfect supermodels everytime you chat with someone on the intarweb? Welcome to reality | ||||||
| ps if you 1 this you are a complete f*cking tool and I will rape your f*cking sister AND THIS IS A WRITTEN THREAT | ||||||
| Good quality humor. | ||||||
| Words cannot describe the beauty of that ytmnd.
6! A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ WOULDVIEW AGAIN! | ||||||
| lol....for shame. | ||||||
| This has top 15 written all over it. A little slow, but entertaining. | ||||||
| i hate myspace 'n' all, but as a sleazy gay dude, if you can't take us hitting on you, then we can't take you making displays of heterosexual emotion. and frankly, there are way grosser profiles on myspace. 2 because that first chick made me hurrrrrrr | ||||||
| lol i am offended by teh ghey coment oh wait it's a ytmnd who gives a sh*t. | ||||||
| true | ||||||
| sheer awesome! | ||||||
| true9 | ||||||
| entertaining.. oddly. | ||||||
| http://picturesoundtext.ytmnd.com/, you f*cking whiner. | ||||||
| Nice one lol | ||||||
| 3 for effort, but anyone who votes higher is a f*ggot | ||||||
| That first chick wasn't that beastly.....compared to some of the other people I've seen on MySpace at least.... | ||||||
| 5/5 for you
so true.. why i still use, i have on idea. | ||||||
| you f*cking rock dude | ||||||
| Nice life.
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| Original, humourous, and satirical. You win! | ||||||
| for f*ck sakes people, when did it stop being okay for a straight guy to get weirded out by friendly homos? | ||||||
| The last pm, even though fake, made me laugh my*ssoff :D | ||||||
| That was great. What was the music? The music made it. | ||||||
| That had me doing a rofl. Great work. And all you people offended by the gay comment need to lighten up.....f*gs.... | ||||||
| LOL | ||||||
| 3, took some actually time on this (and myspace sux) | ||||||
| This is stupid. Myspace is a great website. | ||||||
| The first woman wasn't that bad looking, because i'm sure you look like Brad Pitt, so it's OK -_- Sure, a lot of screwed up people use online journals but there are some of us who aren't screwed up... at least in a bad way. | ||||||
| Long but worth it.. kudos for having patience to make this fine ytmnd. | ||||||
| I wish I had more hands so i could give that page....4 thumbs up! | ||||||
| It's neo-YTMND, mini-movies are the new way of YTMND.
Very educational YTMND.
5'd | ||||||
| This would work better as a few simple individual YTMNDs. Not a single, boring as hell movie. | ||||||
| fduptothemax doesn't understand that it was all a satire, but thats ok cause hes a moron. And the gay joke was supposed to be "Open to everything" including a penis | ||||||
| Quite funny. | ||||||
| Well that's just mean. | ||||||
| 3-for being funny,1--good music,1--for effort=5!! | ||||||
| Outstanding. | ||||||
| ahahahahahahahaha | ||||||
| nice | ||||||
| so true | ||||||
| I've hated myspace since I got stalked by some fat unattractive bitch that I refused to date the first time she asked me. | ||||||
| wow did you see the high school widow's profile? "psp, ipod"......casual'd | ||||||
| 5/5 but the girl wasn't that ugly. | ||||||
| 4 for an awesome YTMND. +1 for Maxthon. | ||||||
| LMFAO! | ||||||
| Best site of all time. You win. | ||||||
| LOL! | ||||||
| ROFFLECOPTER AND LOLLERSKATES +5 | ||||||
| Incredible | ||||||
| So true | ||||||
| HAHA i know how you feel I got a Xanga despite my deep hatred towards blogs and I started getting spammed by a bunch of "14 year old girls from middle america" (quotes because they were probably 50 year old guys from sh*thole, New Jersey). Oh man that w | ||||||
| You earn a 4/5 because it was well done, entertaining, and funny, but you lose a star for being factually incorrect. You see, in order for myspace to fail, it would have had to succeed at some point. We all know that it has not. | ||||||
| Absolutey wonderful. I even ended up clapping at the end...lol | ||||||
| *applauds* Best part was Bubblez the Ghetto Queen. | ||||||
| Hilarious! The music fits perfectly. | ||||||
| Pretty good, although it totally defeats the purpose of YTMND - you could just have done that as a regular article. Oh, and I saw Tarzan Boy coming a mile off ;) | ||||||
| Gay Fuel FTW! | ||||||
| very well done butt a bit to longzzz | ||||||
| Its so true | ||||||
| LMFAO thats so true too. | ||||||
| Holy sh*t, my condolences. | ||||||
| ROFL
You win :D | ||||||
| hahaha gold | ||||||
| Awesome. The sound from linsaylohannekkid with the ugly pic was a nice touch, as was "we must slay the beast" XD. That last one, even though fake, had me laughning hysterically. As did the completly random Harry Potter spoiler. The way the spoiler can g | ||||||
| lmfao! I was laughing thru the whole thing...then the end made me laugh like 4x harder (even tho it was fake...I didnt know it) 5! | ||||||
| Bubblez The Ghetto Queen of Newark! Great Job,and the music rocks
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| That was hilarious! Made my day | ||||||
| It's so true too..MySpace is festing with phailures | ||||||
| f*cking amazing. | ||||||
| f*ck myspace | ||||||
| 5 for originality. | ||||||
| this took a lot of time and effort, and it's funny. so 5 stars for you! however, I think its not so much a breeding ground as it is a place where such losers congregate. | ||||||
| Wow. Some people are really that shallow. "OMG LIKE SHE NEEDZ 2 DIE CUZ ZHE IZ LIKE UGLE NAWT LIK ME IM NOT LOL OMGZ!" Still funny as hell. | ||||||
| I was waiting for a thwomp or Hassan; neither of them came... KAHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!1111111111 | ||||||
| awesome | ||||||
| You forgot a message from a girl who would type LiKe ThIs AnD aLtErNaTe BeTwEeN lOwEr CaSe AnD cApItAl LeTtErS to be "ghetto". That'd be 10/5 right there. | ||||||
| This is nothing short of brilliance, truly the best ytmnd yet | ||||||
| I agree. I tried it out when it first came out. I was disgusted and never returned after a mere hour of looking around. | ||||||
| sadly that happens quite often, but excellent work 5/5 | ||||||
| lol the 18 year old divorced went to my high school | ||||||
| This is solid gold. | ||||||
| I thought the non-important stuff like "what kind of ice cream are you?" and the bush pic were funnier | ||||||
| that was brilliant, A FIVE FOR THE WIN | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| auto five. | ||||||
| -2 for "vomit" on the slightly below average first chick. +10,000 for ghetto queen of Newark! | ||||||
| Jesus Christ that was long. But worth it. | ||||||
| I lol'd at the ending. 5/5/5/5/5 | ||||||
| Dot dot dot. |
+1 | |||||
| funny sh*t | ||||||
| bravo | ||||||
| Lame, yo. What the hell do you expect from the Internet? Especially from a site that distracts people from their lives like that one does? People on Myspace are desperate f*ckers/whores, not amazing beauty queens. And if you're gonna make fun of peop | ||||||
| The sad thing is this made me want to go checkout my myspace account. f*ck. | ||||||
| Boring | ||||||
| You're really shallow, but the last PM was pretty funny | ||||||
| very nice, though I was reluctant to giev you 5/5 since you were on myspace to begin with... | ||||||
| I COMPLETELY agree. MySpace, or ANY blog, for that matter, is gay. | ||||||
| lolz | ||||||
| Oh myspace, how it phails me. | ||||||
| Good Show!
5! | ||||||
| So what if he's gay? "I'm open to everything" LOLZ THAT MEANS PENIS BECASUE OF TEH HOLEZ. Also, if you looked at the profile at the 18 year old divorcee, you'll see she comes from Israel. Not dissing Israel, but things are a bit different in the Midd | ||||||
| LMFAO! That was really good. | ||||||
| Middle East than in America. The only one I really agreed with is the Bubblez pic. In conclusion, a 1/5 and a WS. Though I might give you an NSFW just to be an *sshole. | ||||||
| Oops. Gave a 5 instead of a 1. Still get a 1 though. You suck. | ||||||
| its funny because its just so true. | ||||||
| HAHAHA SWEEEET! I use myspace myself and have been messaged by monsters... and comes to find out, someone from highschool is BI. I'll have to make one just like this, i'll show ya all the messages I get XD | ||||||
| +5 for effort, -2 for being a whiny little man with ridiculously high standards. | ||||||
| HEH, same is true of okcupid :( | ||||||
| This was truly awesome... i lol'ed. X) | ||||||
| XD So true. Instant 5 my friend. | ||||||
| That was great. | ||||||
| I guess a lot of people don't 'get' this YTMND. That was hilarious. 5. | ||||||
| Hahah this is pretty good,its like a movie...sort of. | ||||||
| Wow. A homophobe. And an ignorant borderline racist? Just cause she's latina doesn't mean OH GOD HER HOMEBOYS GUN' SHOOT ME. Get some f*cking culture other than whitebread "good ol' boys" "holier than thou" bullsh*t. |
-1 | |||||
| 1 for being stupid enough to use Myspace in the first place. | ||||||
| THATS f*ckING CONGRESS ASSRAPER!!!
Its hilarity in a box! | ||||||
| 1/5 for wasting 10 minutews of my life with this stupid sh*t | ||||||
| f*cking amazing | ||||||
| yeah myspace fails, you dont have to make an hour long ytmnd about it... it woulda been funnier if you didn't waste time with pointless text | ||||||
| The Gay thing was stupid as hell. but this parody still made me laugh. | ||||||
| Some of it was funny, but where was the big deal with the gay guy asking you about your background image? | ||||||
| f*ck ALL n****rS! | ||||||
| cheers. | ||||||
| Every site has its morons, including YTMND, as evidenced by 'andre' and his cute little GAY PEOPLE USE MYSPACE?! stunt. That chick wasn't that bad, as if that matters. | ||||||
| This is great. :) | ||||||
| all you need to find is a hot woman who likes balls | ||||||
| I touch myself when I watch this. | ||||||
| The gay thing he did works for intellectual YTMND viewers becuase he is showing a typical funny screwed up thing that can happen by having a myspace account. just explaining for the no lifers :) | ||||||
| I like the sudden speed up: Snape..............KILLS DUMBLEDORE! | ||||||
| THAT WAS f*ckING AWESOME! | ||||||
| 5'd for truth | ||||||
| i would like those 5 minutes of my life back | ||||||
| neat, but could have been better 3/5 | ||||||
| Congrats on surviving an encounter with the ghetto queen. o.o | ||||||
| It's funny cuz it's true! | ||||||
| Hah, I don't care if this was a "short film" YTMND, I laughed my*ssoff once the Chrono Trigger music started playing. | ||||||
| nicely done, but why would anyone ever watch this more than once? also -2 for using every teerrible ytmnd cliché | ||||||
| not worth the wait | ||||||
| that was f*cking funny | ||||||
| 5/5/5/5/5/5/5/5/5/5/5/5/5/5/5/5/5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||||
| I bet maddox would love you, except that he likely hates YTMND (for all the right reasons). Fantastic though -- makes me glad I never jumped on the myspace bandwagon. | ||||||
| This is too long and too boring. Shoren it a tad and it's brilliant. But right now it's too damn long. | ||||||
| shoren = shorten | ||||||
| Winner. | ||||||
| BRIAN... NO! | ||||||
| about 5 minutes too long | ||||||
| You're so arrogant. I love it! | ||||||
| 1. Andre is a loser. 2. I don't hate gays. 3. THIS IS A SATIRE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES. 4. I don't care. Enjoy the YTMND. | ||||||
| Har | ||||||
| i understand your 2nd grade dick and fart jokes just fine. i just don't like having my time wasted by stupid sh*t that takes 5 f*cking years...
and your band still sucks
pussy
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| HAHA its true...awesome, I knew the gay fuel was coming when the guy's pic came up haha 5/5 | ||||||
| lmao sooo f*cking true dude | ||||||
| ! | ||||||
| top15.ytmnd.com | ||||||
| THe f*ck do y'all mean? that Bitch is an ugly beast whore. | ||||||
| No one is making you watch it fduptothemax. You must really be enjoying your life with that cock up your*ssall the time. Take your bullsh*t elsewhere. | ||||||
| lmfao!! | ||||||
| god you are a raging f*ggot. youre even more stupid than myspace. go kill yourself and shove your short film bullsh*t up your ass | ||||||
| Oh, and thanks to everyone who actually judged it fairly. Even if you gave me a 2, as long as you aren't an asshat like fduptothemax or andre, you're ok by me. | ||||||
| funny, but you left your IP up in one of the shots... | ||||||
| I give you a 3 becuase it was sort of funny. But still, it's pretty pathetic that you're a homophobe. At first, I thought you scrolled down because of that girl's comment! Also, it's incredibly pathetic how you lose you're will to live JUST because t | ||||||
| I got cut off.
Anyway, . . . JUST because there's some losers out there. Big deal. Get a life. | ||||||
| That is the best ytmnd site ever. | ||||||
| what a shallow american f*ggy*ssBasterd cock sucking mother f*cking Dildo f*cking *sshole |
-1 | |||||
| Awesome. Hahahahaha! | ||||||
| I feel sorry for you... | ||||||
| waaaaayyyyy too slow. Nobody reads at the rate of an hourglass. | ||||||
| Well, I'm not the one getting hung up on a f*cking animated GIF set to music. I made it as a joke, and it did a damn fine job getting into the top 15. Some people need to f*cking relax | ||||||
| WONDERFUL AND WITTY | ||||||
| y'know ... if one has the time to make it through all that (which i doubt most of the 12 year olds here do) that was really really good 5/5 | ||||||
| True friggin story. | ||||||
| That is why I don't use Myspace because its nothing but a complete waste of time. | ||||||
| good narration, execution and sync. -1 for using myspace | ||||||
| i'm not the one whose little pussy aches night and day because all the people you're showing on my space rejected you and your f*cking fat loser ass.. cocksucking would be an improvement.. quite frankley..... why don't you take your reach-around JO | ||||||
| 5/5. I should of saved the pics from the one MySpace account I made a few months back. I posted a pic as a cute (13year old?) Japanese girl on there, and claimed I was 21. I never responded to any of the messages, but they were to disturbing. | ||||||
| ROFLFORoOAL:SLAOM | ||||||
| YOU f*ckING WIN YOU f*ckING WIN! I WISH TO BARE YOUR CHILDREN! OH MY GOD I GARUNTEE YOUR SEMEN TASTES LIKE STRAWBERRIES. | ||||||
| It's like a flash movie, except it's actually funny. | ||||||
| koitsu, how can you say that?! there has to be SOMETHING MADDOX likes. then again, thats the major share of his appeal | ||||||
| Good, even for the length | ||||||
| Pretty funny, and accurate as well. | ||||||
| Very entertaining and well put together. | ||||||
| It was okay. It was just too long. | ||||||
| lmao all the people crying about him being shallow and racist make it all the better. 5/5 just for pissing these idiots off | ||||||
| easy 5, puuurfecto | ||||||
| Myspace phails at lyfe.
You do not. | ||||||
| You're gonna find that it's not just myspace, but all the internet that sometimes has people that are ugly and/or gay. You might just want to give it up entirely. | ||||||
| Inkdrinker is right. Look at BethanyM. | ||||||
| Alright losers. I'm gonna put myself on the chopping block now. Here's my myspace page. And fduptothemax, chances are I am better than you in every way. http://www.myspace.com/12236117 Lets see your pics, fatass. | ||||||
| that was kinda gay because it took forever and wasent that great | ||||||
| JUST AWESOME!!! And extra points for getting a perfect loop on such a long animation. I mean, I like MySpace but that was just pure entertainment. | ||||||
| i largely agree with andre. | ||||||
| rofl, you live in NYC? | ||||||
| you used my scary sound..cool :) | ||||||
| Wo1f, just doin my part. And dirl, yes I'm from NYC, I posted a link to my myspace page a few posts up. | ||||||
| Way to freakin long | ||||||
| Cereal! | ||||||
| wow- that's pretty creative.. so what's that -- your boyfriends myspace account? you like the scrawny white meat? you f*cking hog. you're gross. grow a dick and die. pussy. | ||||||
| oh- also - f*gmo... i don't have a myspace account... so that's one for sure | ||||||
| Do you have nothing better to do than nose around in other people's business, fduptothemax? Get lost, and while your at it, start fights with random people more often. Do the world a favor and grow a brain tumor. | ||||||
| Lulz @ flamewarz | ||||||
| lame | ||||||
| -3 stars for not having friends that send you messages. Good music usage though. | ||||||
| Good music, but I'm not much of a fan of short film YTMNDs. Flash or something would be much better for something like this. :/ | ||||||
| I have a friend that uses myspace... quite educational... and hilarious | ||||||
| hahahahahaha | ||||||
| You are a f*cking retard for taking myspace as seriously as you do. First of all, half the messages you get are from gimmick/dummy profiles. Once you get one, more will come in. Second, the girl who said she was Divorced was probably kidding. I wouldn't | ||||||
| Next, a lot of people on myspace have comments like "OMG! U R SOOO HAWT!!!" dont take it seriously and dont get your panties in a twist, just dont f*cking add the person. And last, WHO f*ckING CARES THAT A GAY GUY HIT ON YOU!?! Are you that insecure? Se | ||||||
| Seriously, if all you do is waste your time bitching about myspace, you have no life. Good job making this piece of sh*t site. Loser. Grow some balls, get a life. | ||||||
| Or is the internet that scary of a place? | ||||||
| This is so damn true. Hahah I love it. | ||||||
| Hal, it was all a joke for a comedy website. | ||||||
| That was fun to watch. The first chick was nice though, be nice. ; ; | ||||||
| That was great and so true, 5/5 | ||||||
| Very very well done. And funny. | ||||||
| too long but awesome ps DIVORCED probably means she and her boyfriend broke up not that she was actually married | ||||||
| That made me laugh. Out loud. LOL, if you will. | ||||||
| i was JUST on myspace. but i disagree. ive met a lot of intellectual people and ive had some interesting conversations with them. its not just a way to GET LAID.. but you can LEARN TOO .. ZERO stars. | ||||||
| The last one LOLOLOL!! | ||||||
| Yes, quite the story. 4 for effort, +1 for the message that MySpace is a haven for LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEERRRRRSSSSSS. | ||||||
| By the way, the chick at the beginning...
She's hot. | ||||||
| Its true myspace sucks. But you went about it all wrong.
OMG A NOT HOT GIRL MYSPACE FAILS!!! | ||||||
| Very Funny... lol.
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| You know, ugly people, gay people, people with bad grammar, and people of different cultures use ytmnd. I guess ytmnd fails at life too. | ||||||
| This is awesome haha | ||||||
| Also, this is longer than Ben Hur. | ||||||
| Zero outa five for not tiling the image | ||||||
